Friday fun for Chinese New Year
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a porcupine?
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.: An animal that can sew its own sweaters.
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[Friday fun] A platypus went into a bar and …
The platypus went into a bar.
He bought two sodas.
“That’ll be $2.50, please” said the bartender. .
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“Just put it on my bill” said the platypus.
Just for fun … Did you hear what happened to the classical string quartet?
Did you hear what happened to the classical string quartet that couldn’t sell tickets to their concerts?
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They went baroque.
Just for fun – What should you do if you’re not allowed in the house with dirty feet?
If you’re not allowed in the house with dirty feet, what should you do?
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Leave your shoes on.
Just for fun – What happened to the hyena when he ate an oxo cube?
What happened to the hyena when he ate an oxo cube?
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He became the laughing stock!
Just for fun – How do you catch a squirrel?
How do you catch a squirrel?
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Climb up a tree and act like a nut.
Just for fun – Why did the sheep go to the doctor?
Why did the sheep go to the doctor?
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Because it was feeling baaaaaad.
Just for fun … What do witches like to put on their floors?
What do witches like to put on their floors?
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Magic carpeting.
Just for fun – where do baby apes sleep?
Where do baby apes sleep?
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… In an apri-cot
What do you call a mosquito in a tin suit?
What do you call a mosquito in a tin suit?
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A bite in shining armour
