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Friday fun for Chinese New Year

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What do you get when you cross a sheep and a porcupine?
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.: An animal that can sew its own sweaters.

[Friday fun] A platypus went into a bar and …

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The platypus went into a bar.
He bought two sodas.
“That’ll be $2.50, please” said the bartender. .
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“Just put it on my bill” said the platypus.

Just for fun … Did you hear what happened to the classical string quartet?

Did you hear what happened to the classical string quartet that couldn’t sell tickets to their concerts?
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They went baroque.

Just for fun – What should you do if you’re not allowed in the house with dirty feet?

If you’re not allowed in the house with dirty feet, what should you do?
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Leave your shoes on.

Just for fun – What happened to the hyena when he ate an oxo cube?

What happened to the hyena when he ate an oxo cube?

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He became the laughing stock!

Just for fun – How do you catch a squirrel?

How do you catch a squirrel?
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Climb up a tree and act like a nut.

Just for fun – Why did the sheep go to the doctor?

Why did the sheep go to the doctor?
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Because it was feeling baaaaaad.

Just for fun … What do witches like to put on their floors?

What do witches like to put on their floors?
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Magic carpeting.

What do you call a mosquito in a tin suit?

What do you call a mosquito in a tin suit?
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A bite in shining armour